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Carl Lindner: Cookies to die for

Carl Lindner: Cookies to die for

Dear Editor: We Energies is giving out cookie cookbooks again. Here's a recipe Wisconsin's worst polluter always omits:

Coal Cookies

2 cups "coal dust"

(sugar)

1 tablespoon "mercury"

(vanilla extract)

3/4 cup "arsenic"

(cocoa powder)

2 cups all-purpose "fly ash"

(flour)

2 1/2 sticks "coal slurry," at room temperature

(unsalted butter)

2 large "coal chunks"

(eggs)

1 teaspoon "lead"

(baking soda)

1/2 teaspoon "bottom ash"

(salt)

More coal dust, for garnish

This may help us keep in mind what We Energies is really feeding us. Every day.

Carl Lindner

Racine

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