Dear Editor: We Energies is giving out cookie cookbooks again. Here's a recipe that Wisconsin's worst polluter omitted:
2 cups "coal dust"
1 tablespoon "mercury"
3/4 cup "arsenic"
2 cups all-purpose "fly ash"
2 1/2 sticks "coal slurry," at room temperature
2 large "coal chunks"
1 teaspoon "lead"
1/2 teaspoon "bottom ash"
More coal dust, for garnish
This may help us keep in mind what We Energies is really feeding us. Every day.
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